It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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