You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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