Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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