i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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