That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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