I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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