Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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