I hope mine doesn't look like that
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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