lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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