At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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