Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Send help, water and tortillas.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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