Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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