I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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