I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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