I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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