what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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