: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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