I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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