i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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