I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm passing your future prison.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
