It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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