Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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