You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You are the jesus of drinking
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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