you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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