Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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