awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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