nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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