yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
God, I missed his penis.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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