Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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