someone get that fucking seahorse.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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