i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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