hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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