There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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