doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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