The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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