Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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