So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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