I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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