What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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