Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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