try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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