question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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