Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
What drink are we having for lunch?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
