Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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