I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A bitchslap is in order.
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