I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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