New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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