Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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