drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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