Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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