on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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