So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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