Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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