It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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