anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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