At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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