Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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