Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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